Mariah Carey Stanning Post (and you will deal)

Legs of a goddess TBH

My queen looks flawfree at every damn angle.

Sovereign ruler of Christmas.

Seriously, your fave ho can't match the beauty of her legs.

Here's the Beyonce version of my stanning session.

Holy Christ.

What was that? I don't think Beyonce appreciates your ignorance.

My Queen awaiting the pressed haters.

Gaga probably tried to lace Madonna's dentures with poison...again.

She's a rockstar, don't you know?

Beyonce is asked whether Keri Hilson will ever make it big.

Perfect counter to Rihanna's "youlooksodumbritenow.gif"

She has SO much fun slaying ur faves.

She is displeased at your flop stanning.

The dance that ended lives, snatched wigs and caused a shrew of a country pop singer to be OMG~victimized~ by a black man.

What was that? Did somebody order some Mariah Carey .gifs?

As y'all can see, my queen has a gift with words.

The Wineglass = Eminem

 

MC shoving the haters to the edges of relevancy.

See, this is why I love her. Getting cheese fries is a perfect solution to most problems.

#DEAD @ this shade.

Classically beautiful.

Working those goddess hips.

I'm done.

Bow down to this perfection.