Truncheon's First Post

It's everyone's favorite fanfic-writing priest, Truncheon! (And by everyone, I mean my zero fans.) Since nobody ever bothers to read bios (lol), I'll tell you why I made this blog.

There used to be this forum on creepypasta.com, a collection of creepypasta (if you don't know what this is, google it now. you'll be pleased ;)), called MONOLITH. That was easily the funnest forum I've ever been on. The People shared stories and generally acted very awesome indeed. There was a caste system too, of mods, grumpy veteran users, tryhards and new users trying to make a name for themselves (I was a member of the tryhard caste, I think). Also, I used to write fictionalized accounts of the exploits of that forum. Yeah, I WROTE FANFICS FOR THEM. Unbelievable, right? But things there could get pretty spicy at times, it was like watching syndicated TV without any of the kerfuffle. It had a nasty, prolonged case of troll-itis, but it was okay, The regulars held them back. One frightful day, a major troublemaker named Roddy trolled our admin, and she left us for good. By that, I meant the forum started to slowly die because nobody could pay for the domain. She was careful to disable the main page of the forum before she left, too.

Still, we regulars stayed until the end.

The end happened a week or so ago.

All of a sudden, there was no forum. Zip. Nada. Gone.

This brings us to a few days ago, when I was cooking up a plan to contact some of the regulars, since I stupidly forgot their contact emails. This blog might be the only way for me to get their attention, barring joining Facebook *shudders*.

So, the main purpose of this blog if for me to talk about creepypasta, my old forum and other things I find interesting. I'll also upload stories, not all of which are my own, from time to time.

And for good measure, I'll try using a summoning spell to call the regulars. Here it goes

MONOLITH FORUMS CREEPYPASTA RODDY RODINA TRYHARD THE BOARDS CHESH FANFIC CREEPY PASTA BANANACORN MODS ADMIN DOMAIN WHO WAS PHONE CONGRATS ON CONTINUING TO BE THE STALKERY FUCKS THAT GOT YOU ABANDONED IN THE FIRST PLACE, HTH

gosh I hope this works.

Oh btw, here's a picture of me, provided by someone named Giggles:

I assure you, the 'stache is real. Also, you'll see which part of the weapon I derived my name from!