A Census of the Cook Family from Too Many Cooks

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A-No, no, I won't. Being the obsessive person I am, I think I've seen Too Many Cooks about 50 times in the last week alone, combing it for Easter eggs. In my rewatches, I've compiled a list of all the Cook family members and their actors.

People without the surname of Cook are marked with an asterisk. Some surnames contain "Cook" but have variations.

 

THE COOK FAMILY:

Grandma 1: Linda Miller as VERONICA VAN COOK
Grandma 2: Barbara Bruce as GRAMMY COOK

Father: Ken DeLozier as DARREN COOK
-Job: Architect/Engineer
Mother: Tara Ochs as CLAIRE COOK

Female Spouse: Mary McGahren as SASHA COOK
Male Spouse: Marc Farley as T.L. COOK
-Job: Office Drone

Children-Preteens:

-Katelyn Nacon as CHLOE COOK

-Justin Scott as HARRY COOK
-Morgan Burch as SAVANNAH COOK
-Jayla James as OLIVIA COOK
-Cameron Markeles as WARREN O'COOK
-Zack Shires as JIM COOK
-Gwydion Lashlee-Walton as ARMONDO DEL COOK (I'm guessing they're a Spanish foreign exchange student)
 

Children-Babies:
-Layla and/or Lila Neal as JENNY COOK
-Truman Orr as TAYLOR COOK
-Ginny Gibbons as ZOE COOK
-Dylan Schoenthal as DAVE COOK
-Logan Schoenthal as THOMAS VAN COOK IV (Only direct relation of Veronica Van Cook?)

Chefs:
-Ricky Boynton as CODY COOK
-VC Fuqua as LOGAN O'COOK (how is he related to Warren O'Cook?)
-Nilsa Castro as MELISSA COOK (of Million Dollar Extreme - "Moms" fame)
-Gregory Rose as CALEB COOK

Babes:
-Victoria Sun as MARILYN MCCOOK
-Kayte Giralt as MELINDA COOK/Wonder Woman (?)

From Corporate:
-Charles Pittard as ARCHER COOK
-Karen Cassady as AIMEE COOK

Black Relatives/counterparts:
-Michael Jenkins as ALEX COOK
-Chris Riley as STANISLAV COOK
-Tina Bandoo as ASHLEY COOK
-Cynthia Jenkins as LINDA COOK
-Sheila McCoy as LOUISE COOK

Perverted Incestuous Neighbors:
-Will Dove as CHRIS COOK/Robin (?)

Fire Fighters:
-Clayton Russell as JEBEDIAH COOK

Cops:
-Ali Froid as LAURA COOK
-Ed Kercado as RALPH COOK
-James White as SGT. COOK
-Eugene Jackson as DET. DERRICK COOK
-Matthew Kody Foster as COAT* (who I'm assuming is a family friend)
-Lars Von Trier as PIE* (Family Friend)
-Derek Huffmaster as DET. W.J. COOKOWSKI

Thieves:
-Josh Lowder as D.C. "Fingers" COOK

Oil Barons out in the countryside:
-Candace Mabry as ATHENA COOK
-Ben Peck as TECUMSEH COOK
-Dan Triandiflou as CHAD COOK

Sorority Girls:
-Elena Norde as PAM COOK
-Amy Rollins as LORI COOK
-Katie Adkins as SAMANTHA COOK

Space Explorers:
-Steve Bowlin as COMMODORE MONTGOMERY COOK
-John Crow as LANCE STARCOOK
-Matthew Sparks as FLIZZRTON'DK C.O.O.K. (But "Flizz" is okay)
-Jennifer Giles as CAPT. JEN SIMMER*
-Matt Burke as DOCTOR SHAZZNARLK*
-John Skowronski as B6-12* (Family Friend)

Doctors:
-John Curran as DR. BENNETT-HAMILTON COOKE (note the spelling)
-Mary Kraft as DR. ALEXIS WENTWORTH COOKE

Soldiers:
-Nick Gibbons as CAPTAIN JAMES COOK

Unknown:
-Tony Holley as SEBASTIAN COOK (seen while Samantha Cook was running away from Bill, only from the back)
-Aurangzeb Haq as ROY BROIL (*) (seen while Samantha Cook was running away from Bill, listed as Haq Aurangzeb instead in the credits)

Listed in the credits but has no appearance/focus shot in intro:
-John Garry as V.O. COOK
-Jeffrey Kim as BEN BAKE*
-Jonathan Jackson as JUGGLER COOK
-Cameron Boling as BENJI COOKE (how is he related to the Doctors?)
-Oz Shaw as TRAVIS COOK
-Heather Kelly as FIFI COOK
-Ava Kelly as MCGILLICUTTY COOK
-Maggie Kelly as POPPY COOK
-Rachel DeJulio as CHLOE BUSH*

Credits with no named character:
-Shawn Coleman (Sound Design/Sound Mixer)
-Paul Painter (Post Production Supervisor )
-Aimee Holmberg (of Production Design)

-Smarf
-Sue Carr? (she doesn't even show up for the crew)

Uncredited: 

-William Tokarsky as THE KILLER*

All in all: 

-The number of "COOK"s, not counting the variations of the surname are 47, with 41 of them getting a focus shot in the intro. That REALLY is Too Many Cooks.  

-One instance each of DEL COOK, MCCOOK, COOKOWSKI, STARCOOK, and C.O.O.K., two instances each of VAN COOK and O'COOK and finally three instances of COOKE.

-There are nine characters without the surname of "Cook" or any variation thereof, assuming the killer is not a Cook.