Here's the Beyonce version of my stanning session.

Holy Christ.

What was that? I don't think Beyonce appreciates your ignorance.

My Queen awaiting the pressed haters.

Gaga probably tried to lace Madonna's dentures with poison...again.

She's a rockstar, don't you know?

Beyonce is asked whether Keri Hilson will ever make it big.

Perfect counter to Rihanna's "youlooksodumbritenow.gif"

She has SO much fun slaying ur faves.

She is displeased at your flop stanning.

The dance that ended lives, snatched wigs and caused a shrew of a country pop singer to be OMG~victimized~ by a black man.